So, I'm home for the Easter holidays and I am bored shitless, suffice to say that the kids in my house are just too lovely for me to complain about them doing my head in. So I guess I shouldn't even venture in that direction.
Seeing as I'm being random today, I will just do my ranting and go "stark raving mad"
Firstly, why is it that the good guys are gone? Gone to the most annoying set of babes that do not appreciate what they have on their hands...as in, its pissing me off bad bad. I'm on a hating spree right now. I want to slap them left, right and centre and maybe in the process, reality will find its way back to their mucus filled brains. So, in light of that, I am out for another girl's man...that gist is coming (if I'm not knocked out with morphine, as a result of the beating that has been afflicted upon me by the girlfriend's HOOLIGAN friends). its COMING SOON TO A BLOGGER NEAR YOU....WATCH OUT!!!!! (That just sounds like something out of a naija movie trailer, I should take Segun Arinze's job).
Following that, whats with the FREAKING weather? Its bloody snowing in march. The British asked for a white Christmas, not a white Easter! Imagine snow and rain...a pathetic sight to behold, trust me, you don't want to get caught in one of those, waiting for the FLIPPING bus, that's over 20mins late!!!!
I'm sure you can tell that I am stressed. BIG TIME. Unifasiti is kicking my arse! I have essays due in and one of them is longer than half of a final year's dissertation and I AM NOT A BLOODY FINAL YEAR!!! Why??? Do they want to kill me? My family don't pay tuition so I can drop dead in the middle of a marketing essay. Plus I have 5 exams in the next 4 weeks and I haven't read jack shit!!!! Life is not fair I swear.
But on a lighter note, shall I just say, the reds are top!! For those who follow the Premier league, it's not hard to figure out. For those who don't, let's just say Manchester United is hot like FIRE!!!
On that note, I'm out.
I hope everyone is having a much better week?
Muah!!
