Saturday came and after all the trouble I'd been through that day, I thought I deserved an outing. Suffice to say that I had hoped for one the weekend before to clear my head and hopefuly do something drastic, but as God would have it, those plans fell through.

I went off to a bar with my cousin. May I say this is my 3rd visit to a bar/club in London, so pardon me if I take every little detail of all that was happening around me.
Another sole reason, I looked forward to it, was to hear all my favourite songs, both Nigerian and non, blaring out of loud speakers and watching many others make total fools of themselves as they tried to compose themselves, albeit hammered out of their brains. And both, I did to my contentment. Though, Ive never been a big fan of partying, I love to dance, I'm not sure how those two correspond but I'm sure there are many more people out there who these apply to.

When I told 2 of my friends that I was hitting town, so to speak, one of them said she couldnt picture me in a club. Well here is a picture, I won't say the girl standing alone in the corner, for I definitely wont be termed the loser who does that either to get attention or to just look like a loser. I might be with one or 2 friends. When I say friends, I dont mean those that want to go out looking all dolled up and sitting cross legged when they are out, I'm talking those that can have fun and by that I mean dance. Why pay £20 quid to go and look pretty when I can have fun that can last me for another 3 years or more?

So I noticed a few things. The people who wear sunglasses into clubs are real. I see pictures and I think, hmm maybe he just put it on for the pictures, but no, this dude had it on the whole night and did a very good job of looking very stupid through out the night too.

Exposing the breatises is very common fashion and I don't mean the cleavage cos that doesnt count. I'm talking half of each breast popping out of the dress. This makes me wonder, is the dress too small, i.e the designer got the size right, but didn't anticipate the the buyer would be fully endowed or was it made that way? I was a bit baffled when ladies like me had their endowments all up in my face. So I turned to my cousin and asked, does this attract guys? He said to me, well there are guys that are attracted to big breasts, whilst others prefer big bums. Then I said, no, thats not my question. Are they still attracted when they are both out and staring you in the face? His response, "well I don't know". If he doesn't know, does that mean all those efforts by those ladies fruitless? I wonder.

The drinking: I noticed was minimal. I wondered if it was because of the credit crunch or just the different environment. Comparing it to a university union where every one is pretty smashed, I figured it must have been the fact that it was an older crowd, who had a bit more composure.

Speaking of older, I was having a discussion with my 37year old sister and she asked how my night went, and I said, well, I had fun, but the place seemed to be filled with "old people". She said, what do you mean by old? Do you mean 40'a or 50's? I said, no, mostly 30's and over. She asked, was it someone's birthday and I said actually, yes, there were a few birthdays. Her tone changed and she said, 'you dont call those type of people old" and I thought, I get it now. Why would I say that to someone who falls in that age range. Its just like hearing my 10year old nephew say, that party was full of old people and these old people are my age. Sheesh!!!

19 Cogitations:

chayoma said...

first?

chayoma said...

YUP!

party ova here...
say what???

u only saw 1 dude with shades on? where were his groupies?
lol.

As long as u have fun hon.

i'm getting old mehn!

mizchif said...

lol, of course you are old, be decieving yourself in upendi there.

I question those breastises all the time, like seriously is that supposed to be attractive?
na dem sabi joo.

Me i don't like crowds with minimal drinking joo, i like watching ppl fall down and pick themselves off the ground. Alcohol brings out the madness mehn!

Anonymous said...

Breatesies (sp?) Usually are not the cute one or somewhat insecure. But really all the same.
My dear, go out more please.

The- Damsel said...
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The- Damsel said...

its funny how guys wear shades in the club @ night...like r u kiddin me?! lmao and its funny how women put soo much effort into looking good for a bunch of nasty, perverted men who probably only want a one night stand anyway...boobs poppin out of a dress isnt necessary...but i guess the insecure ones need attention too!

Fabulo-la said...

LOOL @ breatisies


Well? Was that ur cousins answer?

Myne Whitman said...

I'll soon be among those you label old. In fact I already behave like that, LOL. But I love dancing at clubs. No durrty whine though...



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Miss FlyHigh - LondonsNaijaQueen said...

LOL...how could you say that to your sister ,,hehehe

TinTin said...

IM BACKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! OK so i need to catch up on whats been going on??

and those people are OLDDDD!! lOL JUST KIDDING!

Naturally Glamorous said...

Haha, how can you say that to your sister! lol

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