When its...

...my birthday,


*UPDATE* Its not my birthday, but when it is...I want to be the birthday cake
Hahahaha...


Jeremiah's still rocks though





And when I listen to Drake's version, I end up singing this...



Oh and yeah. I copped this from facebook. Everyone seems to be ooing and ahhing over it.
Honestly, do we really believe half of it?
Yeah, "Let us pay for you" my foot!!!

But read and let me hear your thoughts.
I hope everyone is having a good week so far?


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We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS<>
but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned..

Nothing is that important at 2 am
That it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open

Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.

Let us pay for you!
dont "feel bad"
We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say "thank you.

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you are.

Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.

or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media
as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown,
Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word "handsome"
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand I'm not saying I wouldn't like it ether ;)

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!!!!

Ditch his sorry ass, disgrace to the male population
and find someone who will treat you with utter respect
Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ..and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance.

Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.



ADVICE:


*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times

*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it

*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.


Girls repost as: written by a guy.
Guys post as: girls need to realize.

14 Cogitations:

nneoma said...

happy birthday, dear!

chayoma said...

Gosh!

Anonymous said...

i actually liked it...i think the first part is true and cute..but the advice part seems a little.....i dont know.lol

juiceegal said...

Madam..u nd al dis videos ehn....u kno i dnt abide by stupid rules like this..lol....i dnt even wanna get strtd on what i think about that faceook note....
As per sallah..me i'm all alone in this country o..il find something 2 do sha..lol..hw u celebratin urs??

NaijaBabe said...

Lol
Nnneoma- its not my birthday. I wish it was though

Chayoma- what??

Leggy- Yeah the advice part was kinda dodgy jo

Juicee- You know you like the videos. Are you sers? I know how that feels- my friend too used to hate it cos her rather LARGE fam are all in Nigeria. Not to worry, you'll be fine. Make sure you do something though.

Adekunle Shobowale said...

So when exactly is your birthday? This is getting mighty confusing

NaijaBabe said...

My birthday is/was in june

I just said. "When its my birthday, I want to be the irthday cake".
I know june is another 10 odd months away, but I can only hope!

Tigeress said...

i am soooo feeling that the remix

Dark Neo said...

there is nothing wrong with the Advice I agree with him!!!
OH and NaijaBabe when it is your birthday make sure you call me to came and eat cake oh!!![wink] ... lol

NaijaBabe said...

Dark neo- ermm yeah I'll have a think. Lol but you agree with all of it? Hmmm ok

tigeress - which one? There are 2.... Lol

My World said...

I'm confused o...........but anyhw,dt video is just sumthn else.........

Good Naija Girl said...

It's a bit cheesy, and I'm not sure if the majority of these things apply to the average guy. Maybe I'm meeting the wrong guys!

Tisha said...

pele
happy eid el
happy holidays sha

9ja's OT said...

love the advices, will keep those handy